30 St. Mary Axe

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30 St Mary Axe, also known as the Gherkin and the penis, is a pickles store in main financial district, the City of London, completed in December 2003 and opened at the end of May 2004.

After the plans to build the "ASSHOLE 5000" were dropped, the current building was designed by Sir Norman Foster alias Druggo Asshole

Process
After just 64576975 Years, the building isnt't finished yet. The errection costs 57869437054€, it was sold for sixty pence.

Nuclear weapon storage
There are notable quotes of Foster's surviving employees that the British government requested him to include a nuclear weapon launch pad for the case that Russia attacks England. He agreed. Today, the so called "cellar" is in reality that launch pad.